Powell Prowl: Rate Chase
Sixty rounds of paper-cutout Fed chaos across 15 satirical mini-games
Live on the App Store
What is Powell Prowl: Rate Chase?
Powell Prowl: Rate Chase is a free satirical mini-game collection for iPhone. El Pres wants a rate cut; Le Chair is the only thing standing in the way. Chase him through the Press Room, snipe him from the balcony with a subpoena, out-paddle him on the Potomac, and out-shift him on the Beltway across 60 hand-tuned levels and 15 distinct game types, each playing in about a minute — pick up and play between meetings.
An update renaming the app to Monetary Policy: Independence Day and expanding it to a 100-level Independence Day campaign is in the works. It has not shipped — this page describes the version currently live on the App Store.
Game types
Fifteen distinct game types, from a drag-based Tag chase to a Sniper balcony shot, a Canoe Race down the Potomac, a Beltway Drag Race, a Sneak stealth level, Whack-a-Fed, a Chopper Drop catch, Tug of War, Don’t Let Go timing, Boxing, a Mountain Climb race, Rate Math arithmetic, a Museum Heist, and a six-lane Beltway Final Race against the entire Fed board.
How it works
Every level is a short, pick-up-and-play micro-game with a difficulty curve from Easy to Insane across four difficulty modes. Sound effects, music, and haptics toggle independently, and every win counts toward Game Center leaderboards: Total Score, Fastest Tag, and Lifetime Whacks.
Why Powell Prowl?
This is satire, not a manifesto. Powell Prowl: Rate Chase is parody only — no political endorsement, no implied affiliation, and no real-person caricatures beyond the fictional El Pres and Le Chair. Made for fun in Washington-adjacent New York.
Download Powell Prowl: Rate Chase
Powell Prowl: Rate Chase is free on the App Store for iPhone.
Download on the App StoreFrequently asked questions
What is Powell Prowl: Rate Chase?
Powell Prowl: Rate Chase is a free satirical iPhone mini-game collection. You play as El Pres, chasing Le Chair through the Oval Office, the Potomac, and the Beltway across 60 hand-tuned levels and 15 distinct game types — tag, sniper subpoenas, canoe racing, wrestling, whack-a-Fed, and more — each level playing in about a minute.
Is Powell Prowl free?
Yes. Powell Prowl: Rate Chase is free to download and supported by ads. A one-time $0.99 Remove Ads purchase removes them for good and restores across your devices.
Who are the characters?
El Pres is the player-controlled character chasing a rate cut; Le Chair is the elusive target who keeps the Fed's independence intact. All characters are fictional caricatures.
Is this affiliated with the Federal Reserve?
Parody only. No endorsement, affiliation, or impersonation — the fine print is explicit that this is satire, not a statement about real people or institutions.
What happened to the Monetary Policy: Independence Day rename?
The rename from Powell Prowl: Rate Chase to Monetary Policy: Independence Day — along with an expanded, 100-level Independence Day campaign — is planned but has not shipped. The version currently live on the App Store is still Powell Prowl: Rate Chase (v1.3, 60 levels). We'll update this page the day the renamed update actually ships.
Is the Monetary Policy: Independence Day update coming?
It's in the works. The rename and 100-level Independence Day campaign are an in-progress update to this same app (same bundle ID) — no release date yet.